January 2012
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That awkward moment when you're telling someone a... →
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me: hey guys talk to me im nice
followers:
Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
follower #1: omg what flavour?
follower #2: me too!
follower #3: what brand omg
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response:
Anyone ever: I'm gay
people: awesome. i love unicorns, do you love unicorns?
gay person: ...
people: and rainbows.
Jan 1st
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mom: let me see your blog.
me:
me:
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?
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When your teachers attitude suddenly change when...
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band member: hey what can i sign for you
me: just this piece of paper here please
band member: ok cool
**signs**
me: thanks
band member: wait was that an adoption paper
me: NO BYE
band member: WAIT
me: NO
band member: SECURITY
me: BYE
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December 2011
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Happy New Year, guise!
omg, it actually feel awkward because I think that nothing’s change or gonna change.
Dec 31st
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When you predict something and it actually happens
totally-relatable:
Dec 31st
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Me: my teenage years are gonna be a blast!
Life: whoops sorry
High school: haha yeah right
Highschool parties: lol nope you're not invited
Friends: we don't need you anymore lol
Food: I'll be your best friend
Tumblr: lol I'm here for you
Me: okay
Dec 31st
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Me: Can you grow please?
Hair: No
Boobs: No
Stomach: Okay!
Dec 31st
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The 3 most common lies on the internet
lolsofunny: 1. I have read and agree to the terms of service 2. Status: Offline 3. Yes, I am over 18.
Dec 31st
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That awkward moment when someone scares you and... →
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The awkward moment when you're in the car and...
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